✳ A LITTLE LESS PHOTOGENIC
GOOD FACE.
BAD DECISIONS.
Your face, with all the wrong proportions.
Step into the booth. Come out a masterpiece.
01 THE EVIDENCEONE FACE. ZERO FILTERS.
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LET’S SEE THAT FACE.
Take a selfie or drop a photo here.
A straight-on portrait works best.
02 THE DAMAGEMAKE IT PERSONAL.
A little unfortunateMother still loves you
A face only a group chat could love.
SAVE THE DAMAGE
Saved in the portrait vault. Anyone with your link can see both photos.
100% your face. Just… aggressively rearranged.
THE UGLY GUARANTEE
No beauty standards were met in the making of this portrait.
YOUR WALL OF SHAMELOCALLY REMEMBERED. FOREVER UNFORTUNATE.
Only portraits made in this browser appear here. Clearing the list keeps saved links working.
01 /BRING A FACE.
Your own, or a willing accomplice’s.
02 /CHOOSE VIOLENCE.
The cartoonish, big-nose kind.
03 /KEEP THE EVIDENCE.
Download it. Share it. Frame it badly.